FoxBoom!

I am the fox, goo-goo-ga-choob

Dollar

Despair, Inc. is currently offering free shipping within the US. However, in the fine print…

International customers- fear not! - Though we’re not extending this particular promotion to those living outside the United States, we’ve nevertheless engineered- with the help of the Federal Reserve and the profligate deficit spending of the US Government - an exciting discount opportunity! For the foreseeable future, we’ve arranged for your foreign currencies to be greatly inflated in purchasing power against the US Dollar! [Despair, Inc. Wailing List]

Leave a comment: