OMG FLOOD

Well, the Church of England seems to be pretty sure about the cause of the flooding, and it ain't got anything to do with climate change or waterlogged catchments.

So says the Rt Rev Graham Dow, Bishop of Carlisle:

"We are in serious moral trouble because every type of lifestyle is now regarded as legitimate."

"Our government has been playing the role of God in saying that people are free to act as they want."

"The sexual orientation regulations are part of a general scene of permissiveness. We are in a situation where we are liable for God's judgment, which is intended to call us to repentance."

Seriously, if God's gonna start indiscriminately killing and destroying homes just because I take it up the ass, the universe is more fucked up than I thought.

From "Floods are judgment on society, say bishops", Sunday Telegraph.

Equal Rights for Robots!

Charles Kline was arrested today for holding up an "Equal Rights for Robots" sign in humorous protest against a hate-speech gathering at Kutztown University.

Apparently, in Kutztown, it's okay to hate gays, Jews and Catholics, but it's illegal to have a sense of humour.

Props to Arcturus for the story.

Frigtards

Every vote in an American Family Association poll is counted in support of the organisation.

I voted in favour of equal rights for homosexuals, and now I'm on their mailing list and being thanked for "caring enough to get involved" in their campaign against me.

I feel sick.

George Takei Responds

George Takei responds deliciously to homophobia.

A Platoon of Lesbians

Rep. Gary Ackerman: "For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, because they’re very brave with the terrorists. I mean, if the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they’d get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad."

thinkprogress.org